I posted this on facebook and gave everyone a good laugh. Figured I should put it here in case this is the only record my great great grandchildren have of their crazy Grandma Winter. Here goes:
Ok, so the weirdest things happen to me. I went to get my eyebrows waxed today at a place I'd never been before. Everything's going well, wax is ON MY EYEBROWS when two ladies come in and grab me off the table and yell at me to hide in the bathroom with the lights off. Mind you, the wax is dripping off my face. Then she comes in and tells me they can't find me and I can't tell anyone this happened, and would I please go to my car and hide till she comes and finds me? I point to my eyebrows and say "Uh, what about this?" And she says "Oh, I'll give you money, just hide, now." She then opens the back door, and shoves me in the back alleyway and shuts the door.
I walk to my car and sit there, because what else am I supposed to do? There's wax everywhere, so i figure I'm just going to rip it off myself with.... a napkin I found in the car! Didn't work so well, bits of napkin are now stuck all over my face. It's a hundred and eight degrees out side. She comes out, gives me forty dollars (actually tried to just shove it down my shirt which was incredibly awkward). She grabs my arm, I follow her back in, and she finishes my eyebrows. Then she bellows "Happy birthday, free wax for you! Happy happy birthday!"
Ok then...... not going back there Found out later that she didn't have all her licensing certificates and there was a random check. So crazy!